Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Fucking Nuts

So, here we are... trying a new thing... starting a blog of all things! I must be fucking nuts...

I'm sure I dont have much to say in terms of entertainment... and I'm positive that nobody is gonna be interested in my philosophy of life... in fact, I dont even know why i'm doing this... finally, i dont know whether there will be more posts to follow...

I think I should introduce myself as best as i can...

I'm 30 years old... have a high iq (yeah i have a document to prove it)... I play a fucking awesome guitar (I have the songs to prove it)... I'm highly educated (got the diploma baby)... I make music for a living... I have friends most of whom are completely berserk and have no fucking clue about what the fuck they're doing with themselves... I have a great family who lets me do any ol thing i wanna do... and I have the world's best girfriend...

Too good to be true you say? You're damn right! If only I could tell you the dark places that occupy the nooks and crannies of my head... if only I could recount the serial nightmares I have on a daily basis... if only you knew how i live in perpetual fear of not meeting my own expectations... if only you knew how much i get affected by all the fuckups that happen all over our world... then, you'd know that what meets the eye is just a fucking projection... whats in the head is the truth... and sadly (for you that is), the projection is all you can see... hee hee hee hee hee...

In last nights nightmare, I was walking with a client in hiranandani gardens, powai around 8 in the night... suddenly, the bastard turned into a vampire and i spent the rest of the nightmare trying to outrun him... which i managed to do but only just barely... i awoke when death by blood sucking was inevitable...

In the next nightmare which began just after i found sleep again, I was being pressurised by another client to go to hiranandani complex... and i was trying to avoid it because i knew the place was full of blood sucking vampires masquerading as corporate cunts... eventually, I agreed to go... and soon as i reached, was promptly devoured by the inhuman fiends... one limb at a time... what a fucking nightmare...

Only now, as i'm typing this i realise the significance... one of my clients has held back a huge payment... for no fault of mine... and the bastard's office is in... you got it... hiranandani gardens, powai...

Next time I go visit his office, I'll carry some raw garlic and holy water... sonofabitch...